F*ck AI Celtic Coat by Earth Tricks

F*ck AI Celtic Coat

Crochet
March 2026
Bulky (7 wpi) ?
16 stitches and 8 rows = 4 inches
5.0 mm (H)
1600 - 3000 yards (1463 - 2743 m)
SM through 2XL
US
English
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This project was inspired by all the false listings people ended up buying over the holidays, and ended up mailed garbage printed on polyester fabric. If you loved the look of those sweaters, here is how you can make the real deal!

This crochet pattern comes with two pdfs, one for the zip-up version and one for the pullover hoodie version of this pattern. You can make either style as a cropped or long length coat, and you can choose between two different styles of sleeve for both styles.

There are four sizes in this pattern. The written pattern itself contains charts, written instructions, and line by line photos of each of the cabling sections. There are also some helpful video links for anyone new to working fpdc as a cabling technique in crochet.