This PDF pattern download will enable you to create your very own crochet Fuck You-terus.

Do you have a disapproving mother or a pearl-clutching mother-in-law? A stick-up-their-butt co-worker or tutting neighbour? Then this Fuck You-terus crochet uterus pattern is perfect for you. She is the queen of sass, she has her middle fingers ready, and she is angry!

She is made using simple single crochet stitches, in US terms, and can easily be made bigger or smaller by adjusting the hook and yarn sizes. If you use the DK suggested cotton yarn and hook size in the pattern then she will end up approx 15cm/6” tall.

This Fuck You-terus would also make an amazing gift for someone suffering with a uterus-related illness such as endometriosis, having a hysterectomy, or just as a first period gift.

Due to the digital design of this product I do not offer refunds, but if you have any problems please feel free to message me.

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