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Fuck Off Tapestry
Beginner friendly a this step-by-step guide, along with a brief introduction to reading pixel graphs and tapestry crochet, you can create a cheeky Middle Finger tapestry that adds a bold, playful touch of sass to your space.
What You’ll Receive:
-PDF of the written crochet pattern
-Link to the Stitch Fiddle pixel chart
-A short guide on how to read a pixel graph and crochet tapestry (some prior experience is recommended)
-Link to a YouTube video explaining how to add beads
Skill Level
Beginner Friendly
This pattern uses only single crochet stitches throughout, but includes frequent colour changes. Detailed instructions (with photos) are included to guide you through the colour-changing process. No matter your skill level, feel free to give it a try!
Finished Size (Approx.)
Length: 18 cm
Height: 20 cm
Yarn Required:
-50g Black
-50g White
-10g Orange (or any colour you prefer for the nail)
-Sample made using Rico Ricorumi DK
Materials Required:
-3.5 mm crochet hook
-Glass beads( 6º, measures approximately 4.1 mm. Has a hole size of 1.1 mm)(optional)
-Beading needle
-Darning needle
-Pins (for blocking)
-Blocking board
-Wooden dowel
-Scissors
This pattern is an original design and is intended for personal use only. Please do not copy, reproduce, redistribute, or resell this pattern in any form, including sharing it online or with others.
You are welcome to sell finished items made from this pattern, provided they are handmade by you. Credit to the designer is always appreciated.
Thank you for respecting my work and supporting independent crochet designers!
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- First published: February 2026
- Page created: April 12, 2026
- Last updated: April 12, 2026 …
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