Yarn
Yarn used was Malabrigo Rios. Each skein is approximately 100g and 210 yrds.
A: Cumparsita
B: Natural
C: Black
Any worsted weight yarn should be a suitable substitute. If desired use a scrap amount of a 4th color to duplicate stitch over the sphincter.

Needles and notions
Size US 7 (4.5mm)- 16” circulars
Size US 7 (4.5mm)- dpns
Darning needle, scissors, pom pom (optional)

Gauge
Approx. 20 sts and 29 rows = 4” stocking st
after blocking.

Finished Size
Fits up to 23” head

I admit I have a weird sense of humor. I have had this hat idea in mind for quite some time and one day I finally knit up the sample. You can add a pom pom or leave it as is. I added a contrast color to the sphincter of the butt for an added hilarity. The hat is sure to get a lot of attention either way! This hat uses stranded knitting and is easy for those new to the technique.

This pattern was tech-edited by Heather Folkner of Crafty Ferret Editing.