Need some divine intervention? Our Holy Shit is a classic interjection crossed with everyone’s favourite emoji. The poop is made with only single crochets (and a handful of foundation stitches for the wings). The pattern includes a PDF of the tags in three different sizes to suit a number of yarn choices. Instructions are also provided on how to attach the tags. Be sure to check out our other Emotional Support buddies.

This crochet amigurumi pattern is written for beginners and neurodiverse crafters. The abbreviated instructions are followed by a breakdown in italics making it easier to understand what you need to do in each round. If you’ve had trouble reading patterns in the past, we hope that you’ll give our patterns a try!

One of the best things about this pattern is that it only uses a small amount of yarn, so get out your scraps. Just remember that the hook size will depend on your yarn thickness and tension. Using Super Bulky weight chenille and a 4.5mm hook, our Holy Shit is approximately 13.5cm tall. The size will vary depending on the yarn, hook, and tension.

Materials
Super Bulky weight chenille yarn (Hobbii Honey Bunny)
Brown – C14 (30g – approx. 36m / 39 yards)
Aran weight acrylic yarn (4 Seasons SpotSaver)
White (5g – approx. 9m / 10 yards)
Scraps: Brown, Black
4.5mm crochet hook or size needed for your yarn and tension
4mm crochet hook or size needed for your yarn and tension
16mm Oval Kawaii Safety Eyes (not for children under the age of 3 years)
Stitch Marker
Scissors
Tapestry needle
Polyester Toy Filling
Pipe Cleaner (White)
Laminator or Thin Cardboard / Packing Tape