Humphrey Boogourd is celebrating the debut of Lauren B. Cauld. Both patterns are on sale for 30% off through November 2, 2026! Use DEBUT30 at checkout.

Your next act of handmade courage:

Eye of bat and tail of newt,
A pinch of rat and tangled root.
Stir the pot and watch it bubble,
Who’s that brewing up some trouble?

With her smoldering gaze, smoky voice, and a mane of unruly locks, Lauren B. Cauld bewitched audiences throughout the Golden Age of Howlywood. She first made a splash on the silver screen opposite Humphrey Boogourd, and their on-screen chemistry soon blossomed into an off-screen romance. But even the most glamorous stars need a little time to unwind. These days, Lauren prefers to keep a low profile—or at least as low as she can manage with that hair! When the mood strikes, she rises from her cauldron, ready to cast a spell on her adoring fans. After all, if you want her, just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you?

The cauldron and witch are crocheted as one piece in continuous rounds in single crochet. The cauldron is only partially stuffed to allow Lauren to tuck inside, with just a hint of her hat and wild hair peeking out. Display her as a mysterious bubbling brew or reveal the enchanting leading lady within!

Quick Highlights:
Terminology: Pattern uses US crochet terms.
Two ways to display: Tuck Lauren inside her cauldron as a bubbling potion or stand her up tall to bask in the spotlight.
Connected construction: The witch’s body is worked directly into the cauldron. Handles, nose, hair, and hat are made separately and attached.
Details with character: Wild crocheted hair, a tilted hat, and a wry grin give this leading lady her signature look.

Finished measurements:
Height of cauldron: 3.25 in. (8.5 cm)
Height with witch fully extended: 7.25 in. (18.5 cm)
Circumference: 12.5 in. (32 cm)

Gauge:
5 rnds (30 sts) = 2.75 in. (7 cm) diameter circle in single crochet worked in continuous rounds.

Yarn, Hook, & Notions:
Red Heart Super Saver, 100% acrylic; 364 yd. (333 m)/198 g, or similar worsted weight yarn (CYC #4), in four colors: black, light green, medium green, and purple.

Colorways and approximate amounts used in the sample:
Black (cauldron): 56 yd. (51 m)/30 g
Frosty Green (body): 19 yd. (17 m)/10 g
Medium Thyme (hair): 19 yd. (17 m)/10 g
Dark Orchid (hat): 25 yd. (22 m)/13 g

US Size G (4.25 mm) crochet hook, or size needed to achieve a dense fabric.

Locking stitch markers
Polyester stuffing
Blunt darning needle
Scissors
Optional: Circle of cardboard (cereal box) or thin plastic (sour cream lid), about 2.5 in. (6.4 cm) in diameter, for a flatter cauldron bottom
Optional: Two 6–8 mm plastic safety eyes

Want to see her disappearing act? Watch Lauren transform from leading lady to bubbling brew! https://youtu.be/cqNcFg22Tz4

And if you’d like to round out the cast, Humphrey Boogourd is ready to join Lauren B. Cauld on set.
Be bold. Be brave. Begin!