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Merry Crisis
Welcome to the Unhinged Christmas Blanket CAL!
I am SO SORRY I am late on several of these squares. I had a personal situation come up and I have not had time to crochet these or post the patterns. I will be posting the patterns, but for now they will all be offered at a $1 off discount until I can crochet a prototype. More visuals of current square available on designer website.
I decided (very last minute) to put together an interlocking crochet Christmas blanket full of the kind of holiday cheer your conservative Christian parents definitely won’t approve of.
Content Warning:
This CAL will include adult humor, irreverent themes, profanity, sexual innuendo and Rated-R holiday nonsense.
If you want a wholesome Hallmark-movie blanket, this is not that.
If you want to laugh, this is absolutely that.
Using a 5 mm hook and worsted weight yarn, the final blanket will be approximately 5 ft by 5 ft.
This listing is for the December 18, 2025 square:
“Merry Crisis“
This square is available for free on my website, but you may also purchase it here as a standalone pattern or as part of the full CAL.
New squares release daily between December 1–25 in the evening of CST (earlier I said before 5, then around 5, but life happens and sometimes it may be a few hours later, like today - sorry!)
Bundle Discounts:
This pattern is eligible for automatic percentage-off savings with the purchase of other squares from the 2025 Unhinged Christmas CAL:
Buy 2 squares → 10% off
Buy 3 squares → 20% off
Buy 5 squares → 30% off
Discounts apply automatically at checkout when you purchase multiple Unhinged Christmas squares.
If you’re buying several, it will be more cost-effective to purchase the full CAL for $15, which includes all 30 designs, which will be released daily from December 1 - December 25, 2025.
If you purchase the complete CAL:
Optional joining instructions will be added on December 25.
Periodic bonus squares will also be included
If you have a sense of humor (or want to piss off your relatives),
you’re in the right place.
- First published: December 2025
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