This colour chart was designed with instructions from a free tutorial posted by ODDknit.com on designing irregular double-knitting. Since it is reversible, the wrong side is knit as the mirror image of the right side, so that the text is readable on both sides. It needs 2 contrasting colours, less than 100 metres of each colour.

The text is from the content of standup comics Kunal Kamra (@kunalkamra88) and Official Peeing Human (@thepeeinghuman), as part of their content criticising India’s current media sycophants, and blind-faith followers of the present-day rulers. It is Hindi for ‘Wow Modi wow’ (blank bot face).

It has a free gauge, and size may vary, based on needle and yard. Since it is a dishcloth, 100% cotton is recommended, preferably colour-fast, with a needle size one smaller than recommended for the yarn being used.