Since you can’t snuggle up with our favorite shadow daddy, how about you snuggle up with your own handmade pillow!? Even though it won’t cause any lightning strikes, it is the perfect addition to any book space! When finished it will roughly measure 17” x 21”.

This is a crochet pattern for an artificial breast that sits inside your bra. A dear loved one lost one of her breasts to cancer and after searching and searching for a pattern, with no luck, I decided to make one. When finished, the artificial breast will measure around 4 and ½ inches wide by 3 inches tall. If you decide to use a different siz...

At the end of this pattern, you will end up with a washcloth approximately 10”x10” square.

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This is a beginner friendly octopus pattern.

I love funny stuff and these washcloths never fail to amuse me!

I love funny stuff and these washcloths never fail to amuse me!

This is the pattern to make the base of a wine bottle sleeve. If you want to add faces or other extras, unfortunately, those are not included in this pattern. It is a beginner friendly pattern that uses simple stitches such as single and double crochet, slip stitch, back loop only, and chains.

After searching and searching, I couldn’t find a pattern for a little bag of dicks. So I wrote my own!