Emily Bieman

Emily Bieman

About me; All patterns for sale come from a liberated and pet friendly home. Free of alcohol and drugs - I like to be of sound mind always, there are way too many dogs trying to rip you off and take advantage, you would be stupid not to pay fully attention these days)

I love beautiful yarns, I love looking at beautiful things, and I love people who take pride and effort in their daily choice of dress - I don’t mean spending on expensive brands, I mean dressing with thought and creativity.

My mother taught me to knit in my final year of school; I created a wonderful technicolored coat from neck to ankle. I went on to complete a diploma in Fashion. I worked 10 years in the fashion industry. I ‘rediscovered’ knitting a few years ago, and I have taken much interest in learning and researching various knitting techniques and garment construction. I have designs on Ravelry and hope to do more in the future. (Any local ladies that would like to test knit, please contact me)
I have made a decision to keep fibers natural, and I find myself on a textile journey, growing and producing my own fibers, and discovering natural dyes. I have taught Knitting, a course at the Gunnedah Community College.

Any comments or pattern troubles email me, I will only be too happy to help. (Don’t be afraid!)
If you are a knitter with NO kids, I will email you the PDF for FREE, you will have to send me your email address. OR IF YOUR A DANCER - FREE PATTERNS FOR YOU. (But NOT if you’re a Spaniard – due to cruel Spanish bullfighting – no free patterns for a Spaniard, honestly, that whole country ought to be ashamed of themselves)
Thank you to the people that have uploaded a photo of one of my patterns that they knitted - I love to see picys…Note: My patterns are long, usually line by line, I try to write my patterns as if even a true beginner could understand them.

My Pusscats

What people are really like THE UGLY TRUTH:
I can’t believe the amount of people, women in particular who steal. It’s pathetic. Stop it, or you will go to hell! For a list of stolen items(wip). -PicPocketers]2 in Gunnedah!

If you want your child to be tortured and tormented by passive aggressive female staff and seniors, send them to NEGS, Private Boarding School, Armidale, NSW (run by woman only –what are they thinking? Seriously, this is a despicable religious school, employing truly STUPID women, (20 years later, the old dogs still follow me about, harassing me.) You’re naive if you think anyone else is going to look after your kids. Anna Abbott, Reverend Wearne, Windeyer, Scarf, Milburn and Goldman – all those people require saving, as they are going to hell for sure. Shut down that school.
More on this school – the principle took 7 Uniformed year 7 (11 yr old) girls across town to the local High school playground, (all 7 of us were short girls of the year, not a coincidence) On the playground we were harassed by what seemed to be 10 ferocious giant year 12 hound boys, - for about 15 minutes they went on and on, with the principle (Milburn) standing and watching in the distance as if this verbal bullying attack was perfectly normal behaviour and the point of the trip – the pounce, was mainly aimed at our PRIVATE school uniform. This incident has changed the way those women think about men it has created a deep HATRED of men, and 4 of those 7 women are now gay. This was done deliberately. Disgraceful. I have 2 other school principle stories just as disturbing, that school is not a safe place for a child. School principles are the biggest bullies of them all – I say get rid of principles from all schools, there is no point of them, only negativity. And don’t get me started on the bullying that goes on amongst the girls.
gotta talk about, or it will continue to happen, it will be happening to your child right now, this is not something that only happens in the old days and to other people.

Nurses at hospitals make kids sick deliberately, so they can look after them. (some Armidale Hospital NSW). Melbourne Hospital = Stupid bitches.

Is there a list of Sadistic Doctors and Dentists in Australia? I would like to name and shame a few that I have had personal experience with when I was young I know there is an organized network, akin to paedophiles, people who get thrills from inflicting pain on other people / animals. But I guess I’m out of the loop.
Record all Doctor / Pathology etc with BodyCam (still experiencing ‘body memories’ of my left vein from Gunnedah pathology GRH, stupid bitch, I hope she gets cancer and dies) Not to mention recently - Dr. Norman Sadick and Dental assistant, messed up filling that had nothing wrong with in the first place).

Local council ‘dogs’ as I call them, vandalizing my car when it’s parked in a carpark or on the street - muffler damaged, broken into -items removed, screws loosened, once even cables removed so it would not start, and occasionally park brake put on, as if car had been taken, then returned? (I live in a small country town, population about 10000.) (Since installing carcam, this has reduced)

Staff at Hornsby MacDonald’s served up juice that had been urinated in.

I took my car to JT Fossey Cars & Trucks in Tamworth, NSW for service – the mechanics cut my fuel line, placed a filter on it, so that when started, a portion of the fuel fumes was directed inside the car – stinking it up with fuel fumes – Seriously. (Still charged me full price, later I took it elsewhere to be fixed, I think they thought it would be funny - idiots)

Supermarket checkout chicks ripping you off at checkout - check your receipts over 12 months, you will see what I mean. (Big Hardware place does it too)

A lot of employers will not pay young people superannuation if they think they can get away with it, as a young person may not know their entitlements, they might not even get paid in full. (Female employers are the worst offenders) Not to mention a fashion designer I once worked for briefly, she refused to pay my final 4 days in work there, and then later denied I had worked there at all, this was designer Jodie Boffa, an exclusive fashion boutique in Sydney’s Paddington (this was some years, ago, not sure if she is still there, and ofcourse social media was not around) It is my experience that the so called ‘well respected’ members of the community are often the most scummy.

There is a café in Paddington, Sydney that needs to be blown up. It was placed there solely to see young women trip over the wonky pavement across the road before entering a boutique.

Women; wake up, don’t let other more strong willed women persuade your mind (and some men too). Some things matter, other things don’t, you decide. But, don’t be one of those women who thinks she wins if only she can get you to change your mind about anything and every single bloody thing (That’s what STUPID women do, along with being a bitch to other women but in a sweet passive voice, so it is often not clear that they are being aggressive. I am sick and tired of STUPID women).

2015 - Tamworth registrar and magistrate and police want me to pay them $3396 (plus the $1100 rego) for an unregistered vehicle. (Oh, no, not an unregistered vehicle) Nothing but pure GREED and THEFT. - stalking police, was on my way to get car registered - they still gave me tickets and court ignored this fact, they also ignored my court relocation to Gunnedah, my local court. Courts are not a place of justice in Tamworth, it is a place of Bully Bitches. Stay away from Tamworth, a nasty hic town with nasty people, allways has been. Police gave me 2 ‘made up’ Officers name on tickets – little coward cluecluxclan boys.
-I actually made a lot of complaints to a lot of different people about this, and eventually the courtcases were set again at Gunnedah, and the Magistrate dismissed the 3rd and 4th tickets. I will not be removing this little blurb, as those police put me through considerable stress I could not eat for 4 days and I have started having heart palpitations, and it is something I will always hold against them and the judicial system, and I won’t be over to Tamworth spending anymore money anytime soon.

Pay Attention, Be aware: There are highly contagious viruses at Nursing Homes, Hospitals and Child Day Care Centres, -Including occupational ‘asthma’ and the very serious Glandular Fever or some such virus (?), which I personally believe leads to inflammation of the brain - memory loss - Alzheimer’s. Not to mention pneumonia – this virus is a silent killer, once you get it, that’s it, you have it for life, and your body’s immune has a constant fight on its hand – weakening you. I also believe this is why there is so many dementia cases now, - so called health professionals encouraging pneumonia amongst the population (80% apparently carry the virus) in order to build up an immune, and different DNA reacts differently to it, I recall my mother getting this virus or some such virus at the Alkira nursing home, she was diagnosed with Alzheimer’s at age 48 (signs showing years before, after she got sick) And after I worked at the same nursing home (age 34), I got sick, and I have been a changed sickly person ever since, whole upper body and memory weakened especially with the onset of cold weather (I’m talking total flip out when I get cold, i.e. before virus; 1 doona, after virus; 4 doonas).
It is not normal to get sick every winter – this needs to be addressed. In my opinion this virus should be the number 1 priority by scientists to be eradicated.

Save the planet, stop breeding like rabbits, seriously.

My cat died from spot on flea treatment (Mast Cell Tumors) CANCER according to $400 biopsy

Dentists will tell you all sorts of problems you have to get your money. . (Same with Vets, Mechanics….)
Doctors are perverts (a child needs to be accompanied by both parents at Dr visit) -actually I would further say a child needs to be accompanied by at least 1 parent at all times, a parent who pays attention. (its the little things)

Teachers get off humiliating kids (Debbie Croft, Gunnedah NSW)

I have been attacked by dogs 5 times in my life (only 5 times by the canine species). I will describe one here.
I ventured over to my country neighbours farm by horseback one day, about a horse – they knew who I was, I had been there a week or so before with my other neighbour discussing horses and kittens.
I jumped down off my horse and walked the 4 or 5m under the patio to the back door, in that time, their dog was there and looking like it would attack, I called out to see if anyone was home, then the dog did attack. I screamed bloody mary, and it released itself and ran away (I am a slight person (was), but I have a scream like you would not believe), but then I heard a voice, the owner, Mrs Finlay was just sitting at the open window literally 1m away from me, she would have seen the whole thing unfurl from the moment I jumped off my horse, yet she did not call her dog off. That woman is plain evil and she does not deserve to live.

Is the Australian Government ripping you off?
The Australian Government did not pay my Aus. study when I was 18 and entitled (Liberals in office) They missed 4 weeks of payments when I was entitled on my Niece Scheme Program. (Liberals in office) They gave dad part pension when he was entitled to full pension. (Liberals in office) They started reducing my rent assistance for a few dollars each fortnight until I complained - hoping I would not notice. (Liberals in office (stupid women)) They made me sign a form stating if I got sick under their total scam slave labour ‘work for the dole’ program that I would not sue them, - I did get sick, big time, and I believe it was a virus given to me deliberately by the dogs. (Virus’s very bad – lead to Alzheimer’s and dementia in the elderly) (Liberals in office) (Government picking off its Pensioners?)
Jobs providers stopping payments for no reason.
Basically a total abuse of power seems to be the common thing in Australia amongst not only government workers but the private sector too (little Nazis)
Some governments create armies to defend its country, the Australian government create dog armies to fight against its own people – cockaninnies.
Guess I should vote labour now. (I am not really a political person, I don’t even watch the news due to all the furphies)

One more thing, I don’t know if it’s just me, or if anyone else experiences this but when I call any business, big business especially; the call centre person seems to allways just want to muck me about, like put me on hold for 1 ½ hrs, or say one thing, then the next time you call, say the exact opposite, so lie and evade the initial query (honestly, some girls really appear retarded). In my younger years I used to listen to a song writer, Ani Difranco, her words to one song seem to resonate whenever I get off the phone from some such business ”Make them pay”. So, as I get older and more assertive, I realize I can actually do something about it and with the help of certain consumer departments here in Australia, I have done just that: Telstra $2500, CBA $300, AGL $200, Coles $155, and I’m only just warming up. (girls at Harvey Norman, your next)

Save the planet and get a Bidet!!

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