Away Mission Sock
It’s your first away mission and if you’re wearing a red shirt you’re probably praying it won’t be your last. You’ve packed your phaser and your tricorder but, if you want to be really prepared for whatever this strange, new world is going to throw at you, what you really need are your away mission socks.
Knit in a thick DK weight yarn these classic ribbed socks are ideal protection against the vagaries of alien planets, not to mention standard issue Starfleet boots. Complete with your
rank insignia they are perfect for every day duties or even the odd sporting event.
So, turn off your replicator, put down your Klingon dictionary and pick up your needles. It’s time to go where no yarn has gone before.