Beanis by Sally Villarreal


Fingering (14 wpi) ?
7 stitches = 1 inch
2.75 mm (C)
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This pattern is available for free.

It’s a beanie! It’s a penis! No it’s a Beanis!

A long time ago, the guy I was dating asked if I would make him a set of cock and balls. I guess he was inspired after he saw me make a sock monkey.

Fast-forward about 4 years:

Mom: What are you making?
Sally: You don’t want to know.
Mom: Why not?
Sally: You just don’t.
Mom: It looks like a little hat.
Sally: It’s not.
Mom: Why are you using your good sock yarn?
Sally: Because it’s the color I wanted.
Mom: Does it have to do with the Longhorns?

Horrify your mom, amuse your knitting/crochet circle, delight your boyfriend and baffle everyone else by making a Beanis of your very own.

Editrix’s note: The Longhorns are the University of Texas’ sports teams, the most popular of which is probably (American) football.]

by Sally Villarreal