Clem's Little Secret by Karla Fitch
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Clem's Little Secret

Crochet
January 2012
Aran (8 wpi) ?
4.0 mm (G)
This pattern is available as a free Ravelry download

Everyone has their dirty little secrets… some are dirtier than others.

Take Clem, for example. It started off with a long summer walk through a dusty Texas town. Clem was hungry. He stopped at a diner. The menu read ham-burger…

Isn’t ham supposed to be pork?

One bite and Clem was in love. Two bites and he realized his mistake. Three bites and it was impossible to go back.

Now - when he thinks the rest of the herd isn’t looking - Clem sneaks off to that diner. He is oh-so-careful in keeping his little secret… he even makes sure to bring his little bib so that he doesn’t dribble on his sweater.

Oh, Clem.

About This Pattern:
Instructions to crochet Clem, his bib, and a little cheeseburger in US English terms. To complete this pattern, you should be able to make the following stitches:

CH chain stitch
SC single crochet
DECR single crochet decrease

Materials:
This pattern uses a size G crochet hook, Red Heart Super Saver Yarn, 9 mm plastic safety eyes, embroidery floss, and fiber fill. Exact yarn color requirements are detailed in the pattern.