What do you knit for someone who either has everything, or who doesn’t wear knitwear (I know, right? But they do exist!)? You knit them something they never knew they needed and can be shamed into “using” - at least when you come to visit.
Thus was born what is euphemistically known in my household as The World’s Ugliest Coffeepot Cosy. It’s not really all that bad - it’s just largely constructed from stash kitchen cotton so is a bit odd in coloring. It probably would look fine if not so fractured in the middle…
Because everyone’s coffeepot is different, I’ll give you the formula that I used to make this wacky thing, and then you can make one to your own pot. This is a more advanced pattern than I usually post, but may appeal to the more adventurous of you. Please let me know if you knit it - and post a picture to your blog (and link back here!)