Knitting is your superpower, and sock knitting is your particular feat of strength. So it will be a snap to make one or a dozen of these to decorate your Festivus pole – or for any reason at all.

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Proceeds from the sale of this pattern will be given to The Human Fund.

No thanks to my technical editor, Lindsey Stephens, who had nothing to do with this pattern.