In ancient Egypt, the land of the blessed dead was known as the Fields of Malachite, where conditions were remarkably similar to life on earth, except devoid of illness and other problems. In order to enter the Fields of Malachite, you had to convince Osiris that you were worthy.

Errata: Row 102: K3, p1, k to the last 4 sts, p1, k3. (Version 1.3 includes this correction.)