Putting the “FUN” back in funeral and the “ME” back in cemetery, it’s Graveyarn!
This free pattern is worked both flat and in the round, and features both the popcorn and loop stitch. (If you get confused about how to do either stitch, there are some very helpful video tutorials on Youtube.)

Can be made with or without the arm, just in case you need a more tasteful last-minute present for a wake.

And for a really fun time, sew a bunch together to create your own little cemetery! Awww.