Hat of Horns
Things with horns: the minotaur, goats, triceratopses, rhinoceroses, devils, jackalopes, unicorns, and kittens. Wait, not kittens. But you get the point. All of the most ferocious predators in the animal kingdom come equipped to gore you to death. Now you, too, can don horns, rip through a crowd, and leave nothing but blood and carnage in your wake. We are proud to present these hats, the finest in evolutionary haberdashery.