Sadly, I’m too clumsy for a shawl. Far too likely to catch it on door handles, dangle it in my soup or flick people in the eyes as I flap it around. No, I’m much better with something a little less flouncy.

Slouchy, yes. I love slouchy. But not flouncy.

My Miss Piggy Ponchette is a deliciously simple project. It’s basically a large rectangle which is double (single US) crocheted together …