Naughty Pine by Wendy Moreland
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Naughty Pine

October 2009
Fingering (14 wpi) ?
9 stitches = 1 inch
in stockinette
US 1 - 2.25 mm
400 yards (366 m)
Small/Med (7-8" circumference), Med/Large (9-10" circumference)

This pair of socks is the “companion” piece to the infamous PenisPoopCakeWaffle socks
( inspired by the Super Serious Sock
Knitters Group ( and the Completely Pointless &
Arbitrary Group ( on
The PPCW sock has a rather feminine look, so I thought I’d make this one more masculine.
That way each member of the couple can wear a sock that reminds them of their lover.
The main pattern for the sock is a simple k2, p2 rib, but scattered around the socks are little
“islands” of female genitalia. The little “va-jay-jays” are inserted randomly around the sock,
according to the knitter’s whim, so no two socks will ever be quite exactly alike.