No Shit by Jill Wright

No Shit

Knitting
November 2013
Fingering (14 wpi) ?
32 stitches and 48 rows = 4 inches
in Stockinette Stitch
US 1 - 2.25 mm
800 yards (732 m)
Women’s S (M, L)
English

Subversive Socks is Out of Print.

A fancy sock with ribbing and lace, that suddenly breaks into everyone’s favorite expression of disbelief down the back legs.

Required Skills
Knitting in the round, knitting with dpns, Turkish or other toe-upcast on, decreases, increases, knowledge of basic sock construction, picking up stitches, working lace from chart or written instructions.

Finished Measurements
Foot circumference: 7¼ (8, 8¾)“/ 18.5 (20.5, 22)cm
Foot length: adjustable to fit
Leg length: 7½”/19cm from top of gusset shaping

Materials
SweetGeorgia BFL Sock (80% superwash Bluefaced Leicester wool, 20% nylon; 400yds/366m per 113g skein); color: Oxblood, 1 skein
US 1/2.25mm needles for working in the round: dpns, 1 long circular or 2 short circulars, or size needed to get gauge
Stitch marker, yarn needle

Pattern Notes
One sock is worked with the “No” chart pattern, and the other sock is worked with the “Shit” chart pattern.