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So you’re just about to head home after a long day at work and your boss corners you to tell you that he’s just scheduled a 5 hour long meeting tomorrow. “OMG” you think “5 hours?! WTF is he going to talk about for 5 hours? I’d better wear my comfy pants… and my special meeting socks!”
Knit these socks: if you like to be a bit irreverent, but know you should likely just STFU.
Don’t knit these socks: if you’re now clutching your pearls, saying “Well, I never…!”
These socks tell the world: pretty much exactly what you’re thinking.
We call this colour: OMGWTFPink
Knit from the top down, with a heel flap heel and a funky ribbed toe. This pattern includes two charts, so you can choose your profanity. The letters are achieved with simple knit and purl stitches. Recommended for use with solid or semi-solid yarns - unless you want to be really subtle, then try a variegated.
Pattern as written will fit ladies medium or mens small.
This pattern includes seven pages of instructions for knitting your socks. Additional technical support is also available through e-mail consultation.