Phallic Chapstick Cozy by Crystal Breaux
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Phallic Chapstick Cozy

February 2009
Aran (8 wpi) ?
0 stitches and 0 rows
US 4 - 3.5 mm
sized for YOUR chapstick
This pattern is available for free.

Need a little protection? Grab your penis and put it on your mouth, er, your chapstick that is. This cozy has no functional use whatsoever, but it’s HILARIOUS and you’ll enjoy it. And, unlike real life, one size fits all!!

Msg me if you want a pdf type file. I’m not really sure how to get them online. But I do have one.