Simple Man Slippers by Melissa Mall

Simple Man Slippers

January 2009
yarn held together
Super Bulky
+ Super Bulky
= Super Bulky (5-6 wpi) ?
US 13 - 9.0 mm
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This pattern is available for free.

(Slippers are worked with yarn held double.)

I made these as one of my husband’s Christmas presents. They may not look like much, but these are very special slippers. They were rigorously designed in compliance with previously determined husband-preference specifications. Please note that the slippers are 1) black, 2) plain, and 3) big. You’ll have to take my word for it that they are cozy, warm, and absolutely not itchy at all. You may also notice that they’ve been knit with a princess foot for maximum comfort. (That’s right, honey. I made you princess slippers.)