Student Bank Account
An Easy-as-Pie design, requiring cast-on, stocking and garter stitch, and cast off. A willingness to learn to pick up stitches to make the rolled edges at the ends is good but not absolutely essential.
Like your average Student Bank Account this will be expected to s-t-r-e-t-c-h to become long enough. Like adding lentils to your supper, it will also make it more delicious.
Knot, or add a flea market clasp. The closure here is a vintage teething ring and spare DPN.