The Gnome Hat for You Not Your Kids
I have this little gnome that lives in the woods behind my house you see…. it took some cunning and timing, but I trapped him while he was stealing eggs out of a blue jays nest! I had to bribe him with sweet ambrosia and he gave up the pattern to me whilst in a drunken state. You asked for it folks, and I aim to deliver!
Hat pattern One Size and fits most adults