Triceratops Dinosaur Gloves
NOTE: This pattern requires both knitting and crocheting.
These gloves were inspired by some awesome triceratops shoes that I saw at the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles, the day scientists began to doubt that triceratops was a real dinosaur (http://www.geekosystem.com/triceratops-not-real/). All day I had been making a triceratops with my hand whenever I wanted to indicate that something was sad. But when I saw the triceratops skeleton, I knew that I could turn a sad triceratops into an awesome triceratops. If you are reading this, you believe in triceratops like I do. If you want to display your faith in this three-horned wonder of the dinosaur world, then all you have to do is follow this pattern, and maybe clap your hands or something. No wait, that’s for faeries. Whatever. Your triceratops gloves will be able to beat up a faerie NO PROBLEM.
Triceratops Gloves will only attack faeries if trained to do so. If they are socialized from a young age, they can coexist peacefully with all manner of whimsical creatures.