Webmistress by Michele DuNaier

Webmistress

Crochet
October 2018
Sport (12 wpi) ?
20 stitches = 4 inches
in dc using a G hook
4.0 mm (G)
3.75 mm (F)
600 yards (549 m)
56" wide by 28" deep, variable
US
English
This pattern is available for $5.00 USD buy it now

Make the perfect Halloween Spiderweb shawl -
or make it in a smaller size as a wall hanging decoration!

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Webmistress of Cirith Ungol
~~~~ Shelob’s Song ~~~~

Are you crispy, are you crunchy?
May I on your innards munchy?
Can we make a date for lunchy?
Don’t be shy – let’s meet for brunchy!

Are you creamy, are you gooey?
Are your insides soft or chewy?
I will make you into stewy
When you’re in my web so gluey!

I have waited, sad and blue
In my lair with mountain view
While my hunger grew and grew
To entertain a guest like you.

So come along now, don’t be tricky
Get caught in my web so sticky.
Big and strong or weak and sicky
Orc or goblin, I’m not picky!

Waiting here at Mordor’s Gate
Dancing on my legs of eight,
You were made for me – it’s fate!
So join me for our Dinner-Date!