Whippersnapper

• \ˈhwi-pər-ˌsna-pər, ˈwi-\ noun
• pretentious or cheeky person, often a young one

These socks are available in two sizes (a 56 stitch version and a 64 stitch version), and they’re marvelously unisex. They are simple to make (you’ll have them memorized in no time), but the cabling is enough to keep you from getting bored to death some time around the middle of the foot. Even better, they’re mirrored, so your chances of finishing the second one are much better than usual.