Made for the amusement of all of the Rubberneckers in attendance at Rhinebeck.

Photos by the wonderful feedmec00kies. Please to be giving kudos to her for her photography skillsnesses and her gif-making skillsnesses. She is the bomb.

Marked “mature” because I am thinking of the children.

Speaking of the children, kudos to minkeswim for bringing her bebeh to Rhinebeck, breastfeeding him in public, putting acrylic on him, and allowing him to be photographed attempting to suckle the Lotus Bewb hat. I’m thinking of holding an auction of said hat to donate the money to the years of therapy he will need when he realizes how many people have seen these photos.

Photos of the non-lotus bewb hat (without pony beads) coming soon. In the meantime, would anyone like about 960 black pony beads? I could only buy a bag of 1000.