05-31-2017
This is going to be the best knitting project, believe me. No one has better projects than me.
06-01-2017
This project started out so bad. Not much hope of this being a success but it just keeps going. Sad!
07-21-2017
This project is falling apart, the p(lies) are so flimsy and I swear you can see right through them.
08-11-2017
I’ve always joked that knitting was a post apocalypse life skill but Jesus…
03-07-2018
Russian joining? Say it ain’t so!
03-17-2018
“I’m only 2 days from retirement, I’m getting to old for this shit.” - Andrew McCabe
04-11-2018
bzzzz Mr Cohen? There’s some gentlemen here to see you.
07-27-2018
I have no knowledge of this project.
08-21-2018
Do I hate this project? Guilty.
12-01-2018
’Individual 1’ has a nice ring to it. TBA: ‘Subject 1’ and ‘Prisoner 45’.
12-10-2018
Ordered a smocking gun. Might come in handy.
01-12-2019
This project is shutdown!
06-24-2019
Taking this project camping. Finding my concentration is off.
09-14-2019
I think I need new light bulbs, this project looks so orange…
09-27-2019
This project is not up to my normally unimpeachable standards. In fact, I’d say this project? It’s impeachable.
10-27-2019
This Nationals game is boooooo-tiful.
12-13-2019
Definitely impeachable. Man, this project suuuuucks.
12-18-2019
Good thing I’ve got a strong Constitution, this project isn’t going anywhere.
03-18-2020
This whole project is a hoax.
04-18-2020
Knitting at home to avoid getting Covfefe-19.
06-04-2020
Black Lives Matter. No punchline. End of sentence.
11-07-2020
75,000,000 stitches later, this project is almost over!
01-06-2021
I can’t believe this project lasted 4 years. All the flimsy (p)lies and low morale have left me weary. My stash will endure despite the tenacity of this terrible project. In fact, it will endure in spite of it.
01-13-2021
This project is sooooo impeachable. I can’t wait to throw this orange garbage project aside in 7 days.
01-20-2021
Tossing this garbage fire of a project into the dumpster and I pray never to think of it again. 
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