A quick-and-dirty penis cozy for my long-suffering boyfriend, forced to endure his cold-blooded girl’s aversion to setting the thermostat above 65.

Improvised pattern, knit in the round. Cast on eight stitches for each of the sleeves and thirty-two for the body. Bound off two stitches on the body (each side) to accommodate sleeves; joined the sleeves a few rounds above this. Decreased one or two stitches as a raglan decrease at the “shoulders”. Included a bit of classic ribbing at cuffs and hem for the contemporary, stylish penis.