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Crochet: Hanging Ornament
This guy. We all know him. He is the one guy who wears a belt that doesn’t hold his pants up, necessitating pulling up the back of the pants at 5-minute intervals. The one who swears that someone is going to bust into his house and steal his guns any minute now. The guy who never quite makes eye contact with anyone, just gazes out over everyone...