This pattern makes a tiny diaper, about 2” tall, 2” in diameter. The example has the diaper… soiled, but, of course, you don’t have to add that bit! This could be done in blue or pink for cute baby announcements, or as a joke gift for new parents.

Ever wanted to make your own poo emoji to hold? Now you can! Finished project is about 4-5” tall, with a base diameter of about 3”. You’ll need less than a skein of worsted weight yarn, a G hook, and a pair of googly eyes. Have fun! Please don’t sell anything made from this pattern.

An F-bomb that can be dropped even in polite company! ;) This is a fun gag gift and toy. You don’t need much yarn and it doesn’t take long to make. I’ve stuffed mine with lavender (anti-stress!) and catnip (felines like dropping f-bombs too).