There’s got to be a better way to say that.

If you’ve always wanted to adorn your home with one of the leading members of Dr. Fünke’s 100% Natural Good-Time Family Band Solution, here’s your opportunity. With this pattern, you can make your very own decorative cushion featuring one of the world’s most prominent nevernudes. And there’s dozens of them! Dozens!

The front of the cushion shows a picture of Tobias and the back says ‘I’m afraid I just blue myself’.

This pattern is created using the corner to corner method. I have included an explanation of this method with step-by-step photos in the pattern, as well as a full colour chart to crochet this specific cushion. The crochet stitches needed for this pattern are

• chain stitch, slip stitch
• Half treble (half double crochet in US)
• Double crochet (single crochet in US)

Finished piece is 45cm x 45cm. You can use any 4 ply yarns, but the brands I used are:

• Grey - Patons Baby Smiles Fairytale Fab 4 Ply Grey - 5 x 50g
• Blue - King Cole Big Value 4 Ply French Navy - 1 x 100g
• Navy - Patons Baby Smiles Fairytale Fab 4 Ply Navy - 2 x 50g
• Brown - Adriafil Azzura 4 Ply Brown - 1 x 50g

The pattern is written using UK crochet terminology but there is a conversion table for US terms. The patterns for the front and back are only in chart form. A written equivalent of each chart is not provided.

Other materials required are a 2.5mm crochet hook (or size needed to achieve required tension), grey 36cm zip, a 45cm by 45cm cushion filler and a darning needle for sewing up.

Although intended as a corner to corner crochet pattern, this chart could also be used for cross stitch or intarsia crochet, although instructions are not included for this.

If you have any questions before purchasing, please send me a message and I’ll be happy to help.