Super quick and easy wee tiny baby socks, using a tiny amount of leftover yarn. The heel can be turned during an ad break in your favourite telly programme. Honest.

They are designed to confuse a baby, rendered almost unpulloffable by having crocheted ties round the ankle. No longer will you be retracing your steps around town, staring at pavements, looking for that elusive missing baby sock!

All proceeds from the sale of this pattern were donated to the British Red Cross Japan Tsunami Appeal. Now I’ve made it free (Nov 2011).