Nerdy Knitter Test:

give a left-handed knitter - a true mirror-image, left handed knitter - a right-to-left colour graph to read, with left needle to right needle text instructions, to test a downwardly spiralling pattern.

Lost? Pamela wasn’t. Pamela worked Russian Caravan, correcting mistakes, making suggestions and knitting up a perfectly handsome fellow. Thank goodness for Nerdy Knitters, I say. They deserve their capital letters.