Kayla Dyches

Patterns available as Ravelry Downloads

Knitting: Mittens
If anyone asks, they’re totally flowers, not vaginas. Definitely NOT woolly vaginas for your hands.
Knitting: Fingerless Gloves
Toilet humor? Try to name as many poop euphemisms while knit away at these toasty warm turd-inspired arm warmers!
Knitting: Pullover
Unisex raglan sweater to be worn with positive ease (model shown with 4” of positive ease).
Knitting: Throw, Baby Blanket
Need a modest cover up whilst breast feeding your little one in public? Giggle to yourself when others compliment the lovely blanket covering your ta-tas… with more ta-tas.
Knitting: Cardigan
Nox (Latin)
Knitting: Cardigan
The super-sized version of the original Pearl Clutcher cardigan (http://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/pearl-clutcher). You can have your very own Pearl Clutcher Magnum in under two weeks and $60 (with suggested yarn).
Knitting: Cardigan
Why? Because I can.
Knitting: Beanie, Toque
Cozy, slouchy, bulky, and warm. This quick hat is worked sideways with a simple cable and seed stitch edges.
Knitting: Pet Clothing
They will love you or hate you for this. I may have been bitten by one of my cats for this stunt, but it was worth it.
Knitting: Shrug / Bolero
Gaia Revisited is an updated version of Gaia. This version has instructions for a knitted border and includes the original Gaia pattern in the download.
Knitting: Shawl / Wrap
Shibui Heichi
Knitting: Pullover
The f-bomb-free pattern for the Lettuce Pullover!
Knitting: Pullover
Sweet little pullover with spicy pattern directions. Not for the faint of heart, pearl clutching varieties!
Knitting: Pullover
The perfect fall pullover in organic Blue Sky Alpacas Skinny Dyed Cotton. The body, with fitted waist, and sleeves are knit in the round and joined a the underarm. The body hem is knit horizontally, after the body has been completed, and joined as you go.
Knitting: Cardigan
The perfect cabled cardigan for men and women. (Photos show size 36” chest).
Knitting: Pullover
Pullover with optional hood. Longer length, fitted waist, 1-2 inches of positive ease depending on your blocking. Great for beginners as well as experienced knitters.
Knitting: Shrug / Bolero
A bottom up, frilled bolero with pleated short sleeves. You can leave it open or clasp it in the front with your favorite shawl pin or brooch.
Knitting: Chart
Inspired by LSG and over-priced, not-butterfly patterned knitwear. Enjoy.
Knitting: Pullover
I designed this little sweater when I found out my friends are expecting their first, which deserves something special.
Knitting: Tee
Top down, yoke neck tee for children.
Knitting: Cape
Celeste is a lovely, all-seasons capelet to wear with jeans or to pair with a formal dress. Quick to knit with a no fuss design.
Knitting: Pullover
A quick knit for your favorite girl or boy. Worked from the top-down with a seamless construction and moderate ease for growing room.
Knitting: Cowl
Based on outrageous, couture knitwear. Just wearable.
Knitting: Shrug / Bolero
NOTE: Garment is worked with one strand of Noro and one strand of Rowan held together throughout!
Knitting: Cardigan
The Sweet Wonka Cardigan (so named for the nature of the yarn) is a perfect layering piece. It looks lovely with dresses as well as tank tops and jeans. Cute cap sleeves and worked all in one piece (the only seams to sew are the shoulders), this is a quick project!
Knitting: Cardigan
A loose fitting cardigan knit with bulky yarn (it’s seamless, too!) makes for an excellent cold weather layer.
Knitting: Cardigan
The woods can be a mysterious place. It’s no wonder that over the centuries, people have made up many a tale of magical creatures living deep in the lush, thicket of the forests. I imagined that you were to ever stumble upon a fairy, gnome, or elf, they might be wearing something like the Elfin Cable Cardi. This cropped cardigan is perfect for ...
Knitting: Vest
Guernsey sweaters had been designed and produced for the Guernsey fishermen, but their warmth and quality was soon realized by the British Royal Navy. It is said that Admiral Lord Nelson ordered the guernsey to be a part of the Royal Navy uniform, knit in a deep, dark blue. That shade soon became known as navy blue.
Knitting: Pixie Hat
Also available in the 2010 Knitting Pattern-A-Day Calendar.