Our Christmas pickle broke in half today so I set myself to knitting a new one! To get the nice bumpy-pickle-look without the pesky purl stitches, I simply turned my pickle inside out.

These pickles are knit from the bottom up, in the round on dpns. I was lazy so I knit a short pickle, but if you have the time you can knit a longer one.
I popped some Christmas jokes at the bottom of my pattern for everyone to enjoy. Happy Holidays!