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Every single day, we see beginners struggling with ribbed beanies. We heard you, and we wrote a pattern with no abbreviations to help you finally get it right! This is The Easiest Ribbed Beanie… ever. The pattern includes instructions for two beanie styles (cinched top and cat ear) as well as troubleshooting tips to help with the most common issues. The beanie is crocheted side to side and is made to measure in sizes preemie to XL. Our examples use Aran yarn. You will need to be able to crochet in rows.

The bundle includes 5 fidget patterns using 9mm pony beads:

Have you ever looked at a hair clip and thought, I bet I could crochet this into a Sock Monkey. Well, now you can! The Hair Clip Fidget Bundle includes SIX fun patterns to click-clack your nervous system back to Zen. Choose from the Chill Pill, Pickle, Fish, Mushroom, Sock Monkey, and Capitalist Mouse Fairy! These patterns use a tiny amount of yarn and are surprisingly addictive.

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Looking for a cute way to use up your scrap yarn?

Due to the success of the tapestry tutorial on our website (under Crochet 101), we have decided to release the Heart Mosaic Coaster pattern for all you lovers out there! Perfect for Valentine’s Day or just anyone who hearts a heart motif. This is not a mosaic tutorial – you will need to know how to read a Mosaic Chart (there is no line-by-line ...

Crocheted washcloths are a useful way to use up those leftover balls of cotton yarn. The Easiest Washcloth pattern will have you pumping out washcloths like it’s your job… and maybe it is (I don’t know you)! The pattern can be made in a solid colour or two colours and is worked corner to corner. We’ve also included a cheeky little pattern for m...

Oh, hey, you. Yeah - YOU. Come over here… Do you want a free crochet pattern? I thought so! You look like a cool person who loves fabulous things. The Rainbow Elf Hat is totally free, and isn’t it gorgeous? The beanie is crocheted bottom up with DK weight cotton yarn and will fit an Adult Medium – perfect for Aussie Christmas or Renaissance Fai...

The Rainbow Waves Cowl uses gorgeous pastel yarn in undulating waves. It can be worn casually around the neck or doubled up for warmth. The pattern uses only basic crochet stitches and is worked in the round. Instructions are included to adjust the sizing. Using DK yarn and a 4mm hook, the cowl is approx. 10cm wide (at the widest point) and 93....

Sometimes you get an idea… and you just have to bring it to life! That’s the story of these micro crochet Cigarette Earrings. Am I a smoker? No. Do I think these are hilarious? Yes. I won’t be taking any more questions. This pattern is a great way to practice your micro skills. Using a 1.5mm hook and Pearl Cotton 8, these ciggies are approx. 5....

Ever tried to crochet a beanie only for it to come out small enough for a hobbit or big enough for an orc? Well, crochet family, we’ve got you! This is The Easiest Beanie… ever. The pattern includes instructions for two beanies and two brim options, so you can mix and match. The beanie is crocheted top down and is made to measure in sizes preem...

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This Crescent Moon Tarot Pouch pattern has everything – the Tunisian Simple Stitch, two tapestry charts, written instructions, progress pictures, and even links to Stitch Fiddle so you can easily track your progress. If you’ve been looking for a project to use those Tunisian hooks at the bottom of your cupboard, this is the one for you! What th...

Another pattern in our seemingly endless line of… dicks. We’re not going for realism here - the Penis Scarf is a funny little silhouette to make for your friends or enemies. This pattern is perfect for practising working in rows and can be made in a variety of yarns. You will need to know how to single crochet, increase, decrease, and foundatio...

Why not use your crochet skills to create a statement decorator piece for your home? The Fuck Mosaic Pillow looks fancy and is sure to raise some eyebrows. This pattern is made with the Mosaic Overlay technique using two colours. This is not a mosaic tutorial – you will need to know how to read a Mosaic Chart (there is no line-by-line written p...

The Penis Washcloth is a great way to tell your friends and enemies what you think about them! The pattern features a penis silhouette using bobble stitches with both a chart and written instructions included. The Penis Washcloth, made with cotton yarn, is not only soft and absorbent but also sure to make the recipient laugh (unless they have n...

What are you going to hide inside your Happy Penis Stash Jar? The possibilities are endless! To make your own, you’ll need a jar with a 7cm x 1.5cm lid. The pattern includes options for a peen wearing a beanie or helmet – make 1 or both! This jolly little guy will watch over your treasures while looking cute AF. He makes the perfect gift for yo...

Want a glove pattern that you can use over and over again? A pattern that can easily be adapted to different stitches, yarns, and hook sizes? Look no further! The Tweed Ribbed Fingerless Gloves are made flat and seamed together up the side. The black trim is added at the end and crocheted in the round. The pattern includes 3 sizes (S, M, L) and...

Brrrrr! It’s cold outside, but Alex the Bear loves Winter; he loves it so much that he’s made a rainbow heart to carry with him through the snow. The pattern includes instructions for the bear, plushie heart, teenie weenie beanie, and scarf. You’ll need to know how to work in rounds and rows, US single crochet and half double crochet. We can’t ...

Need some divine intervention? Our Holy Shit is a classic interjection crossed with everyone’s favourite emoji. The poop is made with only single crochets (and a handful of foundation stitches for the wings). The pattern includes a PDF of the tags in three different sizes to suit a number of yarn choices. Instructions are also provided on how t...

Stock up on that tweed yarn because you’re going to be making our Tweed Slouchy Beanie over and over again! The beanie is made up mostly of V-Stitches, so it crochets up quickly with a lacey texture. The pattern includes the instructions for an Adult Large, but the design can be made to measure and includes a size chart in cm for a variety of h...

Have you ever been reading a book and thought, ‘Wow… I could really use a bookmark shaped like a penis.” Well, we’re here to make your dreams come true. Our Mini Penis Bookmark is beginner-friendly and can be made in a variety of colours. The pattern includes instructions for finishing your peen with a beanie or a helmet! You will need to know ...

Looking for a bag to take from the beach to a rave? Our Beaded Beach Bag is perfect to carry around your hot day necessities, made with cotton yarn and glow-in-the-dark beads. The bag can be worn across the body or over the shoulder. The pattern is easy to customise and includes instructions on how to add beads while you’re crocheting. Choose a...

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2025 feeling like a lot of doom and gloom? Why not crochet a beanie to match your mood? The Apocalypse Beanie is worked in joined rounds of double crochet with an oversized hook and chains to create distressing. The design is made to measure and includes a size chart in cm as well as stitch charts to show how the distressing technique works. Yo...

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THIS IS A DIGITAL CROCHET PATTERN - NOT A COMPLETED DOLL.

The Low Sew Bunny Lovey is the perfect gift for little and big kids! The bunny’s head and blanket are made in one piece with the ears crocheted (or sewn )into place. The arms are sewn onto the blanket along with some simple embroidery for the face. The lovey works in all weights of yarn (examples are crocheted in Super Bulky and Aran weight).

I mean… the washcloth says it all, “Fuck Cancer”! The pattern features words spelled out using bobble stitches with both a chart and written instructions included. The Fuck Cancer Washcloth, made with cotton yarn, is not only soft and absorbent but makes a great gift for anyone undergoing treatment. You can easily add more stitches or use a thi...

Free version of this pattern is available on our website.

Know a pachyderm fan who needs a little pick-me-up? Whip them up an adorable Emotional Support Elephant holding a sweet message filled with puns! Our fluffy elephant pattern makes a great present and is perfect for market stalls. The pattern also includes a PDF of the tags in three different sizes to suit different yarns. Instructions are also ...

Looking for a cute way to combine your love of reading with your crochet amigurumi obsession? We’ve got you! Our Mini Chicken Bookmark pattern has two options: Chicken and Egg and Chicken and Heart (perfect for Easter and Valentine’s Day). You can easily play around with the colours of the pattern to match your books or your style. Get out your...

Sometimes we all need a little emotional support, and who better to give it than a Cheerful Crochet Chicken? Our fluffy chicken makes a great present and is perfect for market stalls. The pattern also includes a PDF of the tags in three different sizes to suit a number of yarn choices. Instructions are also provided on how to attach the tags to...

Inspired by the stunning ocean scenery of Australia, the Nullarbor Cliffs Fingerless Gloves are a combination of silvery grey and deep blue yarn with knit-like stitches. The gloves are worked flat and seamed up the side, so it’s easy to adjust the sizing (Small, Medium, and Large sizes included and written separately). The pattern includes inst...

Ever wanted to make your dream of a forest-themed crochet project a reality? Our Mushroom Granny Square pattern features a multi-coloured granny square (green, white, and grey) topped with an adorable toadstool applique´. The white spots of the mushroom are cross-stitched to add an extra cute detail.

The Valentine Heart Cat Ear Beanie is a super cute accessory for Capitalism Love Day or whenever you want to wear some hearts on your head! This pattern is worked from the bottom up with no sewing. It’s easy to customise and includes measurements for all sizes (in cm), a chart, and a written pattern. It works with any yarn weight and looks extr...

The Cross My Heart Fingerless Gloves are the perfect way to blend two of your favourite crafts – crochet and cross stitch! These gloves are just the thing for a Valentine’s dinner to keep your hands toasty warm and your fingers free. The pattern includes 3 different sizes (small, medium and large) as well as instructions on how to customise to ...

Want an eye-poking bag to carry around your dice? The Dick Dice Bag is perfect as a gag gift for your boardgame buddies or to keep your treasures safe. You will need to know how to work in rounds (joined and continuous). The pattern is NO SEW except for weaving in your ends. Foreskin and pubes are optional extras. There’s even a little pop of p...

The Fidget Bead Key Fob pattern combines your love of yarn with colourful pony beads. Made with a handy lanyard clip, it’s perfect for on-the-go fidgeting. Easy to follow instructions make it beginner-friendly, and endless colour and bead combinations let you personalise your fidget. Get ready for some bead-rolling fun!

The One Eyed Willy Warmer is a perfect gift for the pricks in your life! Whip up a few of these to keep the ‘ole Johnson warm this winter or hand them out as gag gifts for the holidays. We’ve used soft, acrylic yarn and allowed plenty of room for Willy to grow. You will need to know how to work in rounds (joined and continuous).

Know a cunt face who would use some scrubbing? The Cunt Face Scrubbies are a quick and funny gift idea - or whip up a set for yourself. The pattern features letters spelled out using bobble stitches with both a chart and written instructions included. Each letter is made on a separate face scrubbie – the perfect subtle (or not so subtle) way to...

Are you looking for a quick amigurumi fidget where the beads actually spin? Then grab your scrap yarn, and let’s crochet a Granny Roller Bead Fidget! This Granny is wearing her pink hair rollers, pearl necklace, and a cute little smirk. She works up fast and is the perfect size for a keychain. The pony beads spin freely to help with fidgety han...

There are some kids who will look cute AF in their Twisted Tendrils Beanie this holiday season! But you don’t have to wait until autumn, Halloween, or even Thanksgiving to rock the striped pumpkin hat. This beanie makes an adorable newborn photo prop or a warm accessory for cold weather. The pattern includes sizes from newborn to 3-10 years (fi...

Get ready for a little Halloween fun with the Hocus Pocus Pumpkin pattern! The pumpkins are created by working in striped rows and need only a small amount of yarn. The shaping is minimal, with only a few stitches required to create the squishy shape. If you want more of a spooky twist to your decorations, add some safety eyes and a face for th...

N.B. This pattern is made to measure.

Ever wanted to wear your fidgets? You can keep your hands warm and your fingers busy with the Easy Fidget Bead Gloves. These fingerless gloves are worked flat in rows and seamed up the sides. The pattern is available in 3 sizes and is perfect for beginners and skilled crafters alike. Easy to customise and make in a variety of colours and with d...

Want a creative way to tell people how you’re feeling about the state of the world? Why not crochet our Fuck It Mosaic Wall Hanging? Hang it up to remind yourself how few fucks you have left. This pattern is made with the Mosaic Overlay technique using two colours. This is not a mosaic tutorial – you will need to know how to read a Mosaic Chart...

Tubular, dude! Get ready to bring a slice of the 90s into your home with this totally rad 90’s Slang Wall Hanging. This pattern features iconic 90s slang (like Trippin’, Phat, and 411) and is crafted using the Intarsia Method for a clean finish. Crochet in your favourite 90s-inspired colour palette and get ready to stitch some seriously tight p...

Looking for a spooky addition to your cleaning supplies? Our Skull Washcloth pattern is just what you need! This fun and functional project features a skull silhouette, crafted with bobble stitches for a textured wash rag. The pattern includes both a chart and written instructions, which could be used for other skelly projects. Perfect for Hall...

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Pattern includes the Mini Cowboy Hat ONLY (Mini Amigurumi No Sew Ghost and Dress Up Marshmallow Cat shown in the other photos are NOT included).

Pattern includes the Mini Sunflower Hat ONLY (Mini Amigurumi No Sew Ghost and Dress Up Marshmallow Cat shown in the other photos are NOT included).

Pattern includes the Mini Bowler Hat ONLY (Mini Amigurumi No Sew Ghost and Alex the Blankie Bear shown in the other photos are NOT included).

Pattern includes the Mini Scarecrow Hat ONLY (Mini Amigurumi No Sew Ghost, Dress Up Marshmallow Cat, and Alex the Blankie Bear shown in the other photos are NOT included).

(Mini Amigurumi Hat patterns are sold separately)

Proudly proclaim your love of a diaper-free, cat-hair filled lifestyle with this crochet Childless Cat Ladies Wall Hanging. Display in your living room or outside your front door so people know what to expect when they cross the threshold. Made entirely with single crochet and using the Intarsia method, this pattern includes written instruction...

This pattern is made to measure

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Shout out to all our cat loving crocheters! We have the purrfect project for you: the Quick Cat Ear Beanie! This pattern lets you create a simple beanie with cute cat ears, all worked from the bottom up with no sewing required. Easy to customise, including all sizes (in cm), it works with any yarn weight. Make one for yourself and your friends,...

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The Celeste Mesh Crop Top is a breezy, beautiful crochet shirt perfect for summer nights! This design uses simple stitches and a large hook for a light, airy mesh look. Made to measure in flat panels, the Celeste requires no complex construction, making it perfect for beginners. The top can be customised to be longer or shorter. You will need a...

Preemie Memory Beanies can offer a small comfort during a time of loss. Made to measure in sizes 20 to 42 weeks, these beanies are perfect for charities, hospitals, or for creating memory boxes for grieving parents. Made with pastel DK yarn and simple patterns, the beanies are a quick and heartwarming way to give back to your community and crea...

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Feeling fidgety? Crochet this cute granny square with pony beads for a calming and entertaining experience. Perfect for all skill levels, this project combines relaxation with creativity. Granny Square Fidgets are perfect for Random Acts of Crochet Kindness and little gifts. Not only are the grannies fast to crochet, but they can be made with y...

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Get ready to add a pop of personality to your winter wardrobe with the Cheery Checkered Slippers. This pattern uses two contrasting colours of yarn to create a checkered design, perfect for brightening up any chilly day. The design uses front post stitches, and all colour changes are floated inside the slippers for a clean finish. You will need...

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This pattern is made to measure

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Inspired by the adorable ragdoll bunny designed by Tina Barriga from the Facebook Group “Random Acts of Crochet Kindness and More”. This Flat Ragdoll Bunny is crocheted completely flat with no polyester filling or plastic eyes! Perfect for gifting to smaller children and using as random acts of kindness. This version is wearing shorts.

This pattern is made to measure

The Rainbow Bead Fidget pattern combines your love of yarn with colourful glitter pony beads. Made with a handy lanyard clip, it’s perfect for on-the-go fidgeting. Easy to follow instructions make it beginner-friendly, and endless colour and bead combinations let you personalise your fidget. Get ready for some bead-rolling fun!

Inspired by the adorable ragdoll bunny designed by Tina Barriga from the Facebook Group “Random Acts of Crochet Kindness and More”. This Flat Ragdoll Bunny is crocheted completely flat with no polyester filling or plastic eyes! Perfect for gifting to smaller children and using as random acts of kindness.

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This pattern is made to measure

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The Criss Cross Infinity Scarf, a FREE crochet pattern, is the perfect finishing touch to our Criss Cross Collection (check out the beanie and fingerless gloves patterns). The scarf adds effortless style to your winter wardrobe with a blend of double crochets, half double crochets, and the crossed double crochet stitch. The patterns are easily ...

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Get ready for cosy comfort and chic style with these Alpine Stitch Fingerless Gloves, crocheted in a neutral beige colour. This pattern features the popular Alpine Stitch, suitable for advanced beginners and using only three stitches (single crochet, double crochet, and front post double crochet). Keep your hands warm while leaving your fingers...

Juggling work, kids, and everything in between? This Fidget Bead Lanyard crochet pattern is here to save the day! The design combines a handy lanyard with a fidget toy, perfect for teachers, medical staff, parents, or anyone who needs a little stress relief. Using colourful pony beads that roll between your fingers, this lanyard keeps your ID o...

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Craving some more cuteness in your life? Meet our enchanting Mushroom Forest Baby – a beginner-friendly crochet pattern featuring a chubby baby with kawaii eyes peeking out from beneath a toadstool hat. Finished off with a fuzzy scarf for those cold nights. This is the perfect pattern to add some woodland magic to your amigurumi collection.

This quick and easy Bobble Circle Coaster pattern uses bulky cotton yarn to create a delightful textured coaster perfect for protecting your surfaces. The simple puff stitch design adds a touch of elegance, while the grey colour provides a neutral base that complements any décor. Whip up a set of these coasters in no time – they make wonderful ...

Get ready for Easter with Erik the Easter Bunny! Erik boasts a rounded body, a cute face, and the option to crochet arms directly onto his body (or sew them on afterwards). Includes the pattern for a Mini Easter Basket and instructions on how to make a Pom Pom with a fork! Erik is sure to become a cherished Easter decoration and your cuddly fri...

This adorable Marshmallow Cat is not your ordinary feline: they’re a fashionable kitty with a wardrobe ready for dress up. Get ready to craft a fluffy friend that transforms into a rabbit,

Craft the cutest companion for your keys with our No Sew Mini Chicken crochet pattern! This pint-sized poultry is quick and easy to whip up and NO SEW, meaning it’s a great project for beginners or a fast dopamine boost for experienced crocheters. These mini chicks are perfect to give as gifts, as a Random Act of Crochet Kindness, or to look ad...

Looking for a quick project that is sure to impress? Look no further! The Feather Stitch Fingerless Gloves are one of our most popular patterns, and we can see why. The Feather Stitch is a stunning combo of a spike and puff stitch that creates a thick and soft fabric. The finished gloves are approximately 18.5cm long, and the pattern includes 3...

Our Lazy Daisy Easter Bunny is a great way to bring a little bit of Spring into your home! The head and body are made in one piece with the oversized ears sewn on at the end. Simple embroidery stitches add the final touch of little flowers and stems making this a perfect Easter gift. The pattern includes written instructions, detailed pictures,...

Meet Fabian the Mini Fox – a member of our adorable crochet mini collection. He’s brought to life with a blend of orange, white, and black yarns. You can just imagine him swishing his big tail as he zooms around the forest. It’s the perfect desk buddy for fox lovers.

Introducing Tessa the Turtle Lovey crochet pattern – a huggable and adorable companion for your little ones! Crafted from luxurious mint chenille yarn, Tessa comes to life with a sweet pink bow and captivating green glitter eyes. This soft and snuggly blanket is not just a cosy accessory but a cherished friend for bedtime and beyond. Dive into ...

Embark on a journey of creative crochet with our Trio of Plant Pot Covers, designed to elevate your botanical haven with a touch of handmade charm.

Introducing the Gothic Spider Web Drawstring Bag crochet pattern, a bewitching blend of elegance and spookiness.

Introducing the Silver Haven Plant Hanger crochet pattern!

You don’t have to wait until Easter to make these cute rabbits! Our Mini Bunny is wearing an adorable little pastel blue tutu. You can easily alter the pattern to create your own little friend without a skirt or in a variety of colours. Let your creativity run wild.

Rawr! The little (and big) kiddies will love our Mini Dinosaur. Straight out of a kawaii Jurassic Park, this tater tot has a toothy grin and a cute spikey spine down his back. Not only does his tail look adorable, but it also helps him to stand up straight. Play around with the colours and make a dino that suits your personality.

Umi the Mini Unicorn is the perfect project to use up all your little scraps. Umi is a great size for stocking stuffers or for sitting on a desk. Their mane is made with little curly cues in pastels. There are so many options for different colour combinations.

Have you ever wondered what a mixture of a bunny and a unicorn would look like? Well, we’d like to imagine that it would be a big cutie like Celeste!

Available in the Christmas Minis Amigurumi eBook

Available in the Christmas Minis Amigurumi eBook

Forget those giant plushy bees you’ve seen on TikTok! Tiny honey-makers like Barbara are the cutest (in our humble bumble opinion).

Available in the Christmas Minis Amigurumi eBook

Oh, the winter nights are getting chilly! Why not spend your time cosying up with our Mini Scarf Bear and use up some of your scrap yarn? This adorable little friend can be made in a variety of different colours and yarns. Let your creativity roam!

Available in the Christmas Minis Amigurumi eBook

Available in the Christmas Minis Amigurumi eBook

Alex the Bear carries his favourite blankie everywhere he goes! This pattern works with any yarn weight and is a great way to use up your yarn scraps. You can craft your own Alex the Blankie Bear in no time! The arms can be crocheted into the body or sewed on at the end. Pictures and links to helpful articles on our website have been included t...